[Event Post]

[imajin_all_the]

::So either at a cafe or at the front of the school, you can find Akuma reading a bunch of books. They contain titles such as "How to be a Sister", "Your Mom is having a Baby" and "How to be good with Children". She seems a bit perplexed by the reading material.::

Comments

[fantasticfeline]

"...Aren't those books for little kids."

He's looking over your shoulder.

[imajin_all_the]

They're the best I could find and why are you looking at my stuff anyways?

[fantasticfeline]

"Is somebody having a kid, and why not."

[imajin_all_the]

Yes and it's none of your business.

[fantasticfeline]

"Who? And it's public!"

[imajin_all_the]

Fine. It's my mother.

[fantasticfeline]

"...Huh."

[imajin_all_the]

I'm trying to not be a worthless shit stain and be a good person for once. Okay?

[fantasticfeline]

"...No, I mean, Noriko is pregnant?"

[imajin_all_the]

If she hasn't been lying to me at dinner and what not, yes.

[fantasticfeline]

"...I'm terrified."

[imajin_all_the]

... Why?

[fantasticfeline]

"She's gonna have mood swings!"

[imajin_all_the]

Yeah, so?

[fantasticfeline]

"Stuff is gonna turn into pumpkins!"

[imajin_all_the]

.... Pumpkins.

[fantasticfeline]

"Yes!"

[imajin_all_the]

... Why. Pumpkins?