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I really hope being labelled a "Rival" causes something stupid to happen to me, like getting targeted by weirdos.

... Wait a sec, I think I just heard something...

Edit: Grave, uncurse me and Un-Rival-ify me!

Also, has anyone seen a weird business card with a D on it before?

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I embraced, I grew up, I got a family and I just got a little brother, I think I've grown enough.

Well then get me a new rival and I'll unrival you, if you're gonna be boring and lame and side-charactery!

I AM NOT A SIDE CHARACTER!

You're acting like one!

How!?

By being boring and lame!

In fact I'd say you're like a side character!

I am not a side character! Stop insulting me!

I didn't mean it as an insult! It's supposed to get you fired up!

It makes me want to reap your head, Grave. I don't. Like. Getting. Angry. It results in demolished restaurants.

Well come at me then!! As your rival you can direct all of the reaping at me so you don't demolish restaurants! We need those to eat!

I don't try to. I get angry, buildings collapse.

Tch.

... Though every time you call me your rival, I feel like I should start wearing goggles and have one of my hairs flick up, it's annoying.

Goggles are more for the main character, not the rival.

You should wear a black jacket instead!

...

A black jacket?

Or, like... hmmmmmm... ruffles on the end of your sleeves! Or earrings with the first letter of your name on them!!

... Where do you get these ideas.

They're great rival things that great rivals wear!

You should try getting newer!!

... newer? What. I think you're losing me, Grave.

Every time you lose and come back you gotta be newer!!

Maybe be from another dimension!?

...

Grave, it doesn't work like that.

And I think you're going to need to either buy me clothes or take me to a clothing store so I know what the fuck you're talking about.

Just think "rival!" It all makes sense if you do!

So I'd bear wearing a European dandy's outfit with awful earrings? I don't know...

Sure! That's rival-y!

That sounds gaudy and awful. And not Japanese enough.

why does it need to be Japanese?

I like Japanese clothing.

Or gothic. But not that lolita crap.