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I feel numb and like I should wear a paperbag on my head.

On the one hand, I sorta get what Sakaki means by Duels should be entertaining.

But it shouldn't be at my expense.

And I'm trending as "Benny Hill Girl" on social media.

kill. me.

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Ahahah... Sorry that happened to you.

I did enjoy seeing the match otherwise.

The everything but that series of turns was good.

But.

I have never felt this much shame in my life. Not even being humiliated back at Duel Academy by Grave hurt this much.

Naaaaaaah.

You were.

Really good.

Really, really, really good.

I can't tell if you mean that or you're trying to spare my feelings. That whole turn was a farce with Zombiestein trying to give Mystic Magician flowers.

Yeah, about that.

Wwwwhy?

The bottom of its text box.

Literally.

In very tiny parentheses text says:

"Once per turm, this card cannot attack Female-Type Monsters."

I literally got meme'd by Industrial Illusions, I think is the way to put it?

Wow.

...

That's kinda funny.

Yeah, real funny. As funny as you running into a Monster with text said "Cannot be destroyed by the Monsters of a Woman Woman Born."

I mean, it's just such a silly situation, but it makes total sense in retrospect.

You know why it's doing that, right?

No...?

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Doctor Frankentstein created a monster that was capable of both great anger and great love. The monster told Frankenstein at one point that if he could find love, he would be satisfied and not hurt anybody.

"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."

I'm not sure if that's incredibly cute or to be baffled by the fact the card text goes to those lengths.

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