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I really hope being labelled a "Rival" causes something stupid to happen to me, like getting targeted by weirdos.

... Wait a sec, I think I just heard something...

Edit: Grave, uncurse me and Un-Rival-ify me!

Also, has anyone seen a weird business card with a D on it before?

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If I unrival you then I won't be a protagonist! I'll just be a background character and nothing fun'll happen!

Good, neither of us will be targeted by crazy people in crazy outfits and I can go to my dorm room to sleep comfortably.

What's the fun in that?!!? This is the duel academia!!!! It's here to get targeted by crazy people in crazy outfits!

... Are you stupid.

Stuff like this hasn't happened in years.

I'm in a higher dorm than you!

Well it's a good thing it's happening again then!!! This is what life is all about!!

And? Have you considered I haven't moved up because I'm lazy?

... How is this what life's about!?

Then that makes you double stupid, if I'm stupid!

Because it's exciting and hype!

... I am not an airhead!

I don't want to live an exciting life! I lived an exciting life and I was homeless worthless piece of shit for years because of it!

If you're not an airhead then I'm not stupid!

It's okay!! You got a second chance, you can live an exciting life without having that happen! Enjoy your springtime of youth!

... But you are stupid for wanting to be in this crazy nonsense.

... I what.

Then you're an airhead for not wanting to be!

I dunno your whole past, all Jean ever really mentioned was trauma and how she beat you. But if magic got you all young 'n stuff again then you've got a second chance to be hype and enjoy the excitement!!

I am not an airhead.

... Blah blah blah, I was orphaned, ended up used by an evil jerk, ended up dead, revived, and then homeless. That's about it.

And I'm not stupid!

Well now you're all better and have plenty of opportunity to get hype!

Yes you are. You're a Grave. Graves are dumb.

... I don't want to get "Hype".

Are not! I'm like, literally made out of brains! So is Viccy, probably. And Jean's got, like, the biggest computer ever for a brain!

EVERYBODY SHOULD BE HYPE!!

If she was a computer, she was a half broken laptop running Windows ME.

I don't want to be Hype.

She still beat you! Like, at least twice!

You just haven't been hype enough to know how hype being hype is! It's so hype!

... You're getting me angry. I just crushed you.

So? It wasn't even a dark duel or nothin'. Besides, I almost won!

How did you even "almost win", I had more Life Points you idiot!

And Dark Duels don't happen around here anymore either!

Well yeah, whoever wins has the most lifepoints! Doesn't mean I didn't ALMOST make you lose all of yours!

I bet they totally will soon!

No you didn't.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THOSE!?

Yeah I did! I would have totally beat you if you hadn't revived that fusion!

Because they're what youth at duel academy is all about!!

You don't know that! I had other cards in my hand!

... How is that what youth at the Academy is all about when it hasn't happened in years!?

So did I!

It happened for even longer before it stopped happening!